Comments on: Fun and Entertaining Voicemail Greetings http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/ a positive, personable experience of Tulsa Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:04:36 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Nate C http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-415 Nate C Sat, 30 May 2009 07:58:47 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-415 You can also record the chorus of "Vienna" by The Fray: ♫♪ There's really no way to reach me There's really no way to reach me There's really no way to reach me 'Cause I'm already gone ♪♫ You can also record the chorus of “Vienna” by The Fray:

♫♪ There’s really no way to reach me
There’s really no way to reach me
There’s really no way to reach me
‘Cause I’m already gone ♪♫

]]> By: Nate C http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-414 Nate C Sat, 30 May 2009 07:51:43 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-414 Hmmm....The thing took out the comments I made in brackets. That second message is for ONE voice (but the punctuation is correct). Make sure you do it slow and depressed, or nobody will believe that you're out of Zoloft. :-) Hmmm….The thing took out the comments I made in brackets. That second message is for ONE voice (but the punctuation is correct). Make sure you do it slow and depressed, or nobody will believe that you’re out of Zoloft. :-)

]]> By: Nate C http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-413 Nate C Sat, 30 May 2009 07:49:55 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-413 "This is you-know-who. Leave a you-know-what after you-know-when." "Hi. *sigh* "This is ______. "I'm all out of Zoloft, and Obama isn't buying any for my tax bracket. So if you leave a happy message, that'd be nice." “This is you-know-who. Leave a you-know-what after you-know-when.”

“Hi. *sigh*
“This is ______.
“I’m all out of Zoloft, and Obama isn’t buying any for my tax bracket. So if you leave a happy message, that’d be nice.”

]]> By: Sergey http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-412 Sergey Wed, 27 May 2009 22:18:26 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-412 Hello. you have reached XXXXXX, I'm unable to answer your call, because I am in the bathroom with my wife. She likes it up and down, and I like it left to right. please leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as we are finished brushing our teeth. Thanks, and have a great day Hello. you have reached XXXXXX, I’m unable to answer your call, because I am in the bathroom with my wife. She likes it up and down, and I like it left to right. please leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as we are finished brushing our teeth. Thanks, and have a great day

]]> By: Beutiful http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-409 Beutiful Mon, 11 May 2009 21:49:42 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-409 Hey, You know what i've realised???... that evry voice mail is very long and it goes on and on and on... but you know what???... i realy think that it shouldent be nothing like it because u know what???... sometimes it is something very important but u just dont have the time to be waiting there so u think why not just make it easyer and hurry up 2 leave a message but u know what???...it normaly sais hey my name is Blank and i am just not able 2 come 2 the phone so just leave me a voicemail...But u know what???... i think i will do mines a little different... so here it goes... hey just leave me a message BYE!!! Hey, You know what i’ve realised???… that evry voice mail is very long and it goes on and on and on… but you know what???… i realy think that it shouldent be nothing like it because u know what???… sometimes it is something very important but u just dont have the time to be waiting there so u think why not just make it easyer and hurry up 2 leave a message but u know what???…it normaly sais hey my name is Blank and i am just not able 2 come 2 the phone so just leave me a voicemail…But u know what???… i think i will do mines a little different… so here it goes… hey just leave me a message BYE!!!

]]> By: dave http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-406 dave Wed, 06 May 2009 03:20:52 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-406 You might want to read Robert Frost's Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening and redo one of those messages. (For starters, it's "woods," not "words.") From a client of mine: "After the message, leave a beep." You might want to read Robert Frost’s Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening and redo one of those messages. (For starters, it’s “woods,” not “words.”)

From a client of mine: “After the message, leave a beep.”

]]> By: steph http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-404 steph Sun, 03 May 2009 19:58:49 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-404 HI THIS IS---! IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY CHILDREN AND YOU ARE IN JAIL, PRESS 1. IF YOU ARE MY CHILD AND YOU HAVE HAD A WRECK PRESS 2. IF YOU ARE MY BOSS WANTING ME TO COME IN, PRESS 3. IF YOU ARE MY EX- HUSBAND PRESS 4. IF YOUR CALLING WITH GOOD NEWS LEAVE A MESSAGE. HI THIS IS—! IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY CHILDREN AND YOU ARE IN JAIL, PRESS 1. IF YOU ARE MY CHILD AND YOU HAVE HAD A WRECK PRESS 2. IF YOU ARE MY BOSS WANTING ME TO COME IN, PRESS 3. IF YOU ARE MY EX- HUSBAND PRESS 4. IF YOUR CALLING WITH GOOD NEWS LEAVE A MESSAGE.

]]> By: Ben http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-402 Ben Fri, 01 May 2009 19:43:30 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-402 Hello, thank you for calling Ben's voice mail. This call maybe monitored or recorded for quality assurance purposes. Hello, thank you for calling Ben’s voice mail. This call maybe monitored or recorded for quality assurance purposes.

]]> By: Bj.Anderson http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-400 Bj.Anderson Fri, 01 May 2009 04:42:25 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-400 Pat: You better hurry up, we got to be at church in half an hour. Bj: Pat, I don't understand it, I can program a computer, but I can't get this stupid VCR to work right. Why do they have to make these things so complicated? Pat: What are you trying to do, Bj? Bj: I'm trying to record this movie so we can can watch it later. Pat: You are not going to watch it on that thing! Bj: Why you say that? Pat: That is not a VCR, that's an answering machine. Bj: Oh well, leave us a message. Pat: You better hurry up, we got to be at church in half an hour.

Bj: Pat, I don’t understand it, I can program a computer, but I can’t get this stupid VCR to work right. Why do they have to make these things so complicated?

Pat: What are you trying to do, Bj?

Bj: I’m trying to record this movie so we can can watch it later.

Pat: You are not going to watch it on that thing!

Bj: Why you say that?

Pat: That is not a VCR, that’s an answering machine.

Bj: Oh well, leave us a message.

]]> By: A Happy Person http://thistulsa.com/2008/05/fun-and-entertaining-voicemail-greetings/comment-page-1/#comment-387 A Happy Person Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:30:23 +0000 http://thistulsa.com/?p=117#comment-387 As a message, why not record Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" and Rick-Roll all the people you love (to irritate)? As a message, why not record Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” and Rick-Roll all the people you love (to irritate)?

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