Comments on: Fun and Entertaining Voicemail Greetings

By: Danielle

Danielle — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:07:29 +0000

Hi this – - – - the former pornstar!! You are my 100th caller!! And you just won a prize!!! You get a brand new shiny 4 pack of AA Duracell batteries, cause they are never included!! Leave a message!!

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:40:21 +0000

“Hang up. Call someone else.”

“If you know me, you know I hate the phone. Send an email. Everyone else will be deleted telemarketers, politicians and mortgage lenders.”

By: lola bigloop

lola bigloop — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:38:07 +0000

HELLO? HEY WTS GUDDIE?…..YOOO OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! WAIT..H.O(3 SECONDS PAUSE) OMG!!!(SAY LOUD) O WAIT.IM NOT HERE…LEAVE A MESSAGE =]

By: April

April — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:13:08 +0000

The song ‘Telephone’ by Lady GaGa and Beyonce is an awesome one! Just sing the beginning of the song. For example, mine goes:

Hello, Hello, this is ____ I can’t hear a thing. I have got no service in the club, you say say? Wha-wha-what did you say huh? You’re breaking up on me. Sorry I cannot hear you I’m kinda busy. K-Kinda busy. K-Kinda busy. So leave me a message and I’ll call ya back, eh?

lol, I’m lovin’ voicemail right now:P

By: Sheila

Sheila — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:09:55 +0000

Well, here we are again. Go ahead, tell me what’s wrong, I’m sure I can find someone to handle the problem. Oh, I forgot, no one’s here.

By: Lora Kay

Lora Kay — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:36:16 +0000

This is my very favorite one that a friend had on their voice mail.

He recorded the operator “You’ve reached a number that has been disconnected. If you feel you’ve reached this recording in error, please hang up and try again.”

It’s hilarious how I fell for it….twice.

By: Lora Kay

Lora Kay — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:34:08 +0000

This is a great voice mail that I used when I was a mother of 3 young kids.

“I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m either changing a diaper, comforting a crying baby, cleaning up a mess or feeding a hungry child. Have a good day.”

By: Shirley

Shirley — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:17:25 +0000

i think that all of those are great but i have one…

hey whats up ohh mii goodness i have been calling you like all day..NO LIE..and finally you call meh bakk but now that i am on the fone with you i have no idea what to say.are you still there..?? well you might be but i am not and i neva was so just leave a message and i will call you back Dueces.

By: Amber

Amber — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:20:42 +0000

Hi, this is xxxxx. I am currently waiting for my GPS system to tell me where I am. But apparently I am not in the vicinity of my phone. So you should leave me a message so I can call you back…and if you happen to know where I am, leave that information too please

By: dd

dd — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:19:04 +0000

“umm how do u work this thing..ooh hi this is daysy ..sooo i never done one of these but i think after i finish saying daysy is not here than the beep should sound and the other person , i mean u leave a message..ok well im hanging up now so leave ur message?” (question like )